Sunday, February 24, 2008

#6 Sorry Ms. Winfrey - Letter opened, shredded and marked 'return to sender'

Dear Ochre Winfrey,
I really admire what you have been doing with that little talk show of yours. I know that I told you that it would never work but - my bad. I have been trying to sell my artwork for as long as your show has been on the air. Maybe one day just a little of your success will rub off on me. In the meantime Ochre, do you think that you could put some money together with some of your ‘highfalutin’ friends and buy one of my paintings?
Sincerely, Jane
This 5x7 oil on canvas panel entitled 'still life with ballerina' is $100.00 plus $10.00 shipping and handling or best offer.

1 comment:

Mary Sheehan Winn said...

You are extremely funny. I am laughing out loud!