Please Return To Sender
Dear 'Little' Jane,
How many times do I have to tell you that as long as you keep sending these paintings to my house, no one named 'Mommy', 'Big Ma' or 'Big Miss Jane' lives at this address. How many times do I have to tell you that I am tired of the barking and having to put food and water in the dog bowl and sit it in the backyard because your father, Mr. Jane, refuses to come in the house ‘until I remove those paintings’. So I am returning this package to you because I have moved and there is NO FORWARDING ADDRESS. Love, hugs and kisses to you sweet pea signed, New Occupant
Dear 'Little' Jane,
How many times do I have to tell you that as long as you keep sending these paintings to my house, no one named 'Mommy', 'Big Ma' or 'Big Miss Jane' lives at this address. How many times do I have to tell you that I am tired of the barking and having to put food and water in the dog bowl and sit it in the backyard because your father, Mr. Jane, refuses to come in the house ‘until I remove those paintings’. So I am returning this package to you because I have moved and there is NO FORWARDING ADDRESS. Love, hugs and kisses to you sweet pea signed, New Occupant
This 5x7 abstract 'apples and waterdrops' is $100.00 or best offer
3 comments:
Jane, I love the play of reds and greens in your painting and the whimsical subject matter..apple on lily pads. The droplet of water is wonderfully real. As always, your stories twist my mind in a pleasurable way. Keep painting!! and writing.
Thank you sooooo much!
The paintings are really quite nice.
You are HILARIOUS!
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