Dear Miss Jane,
Although you have doubled and tripled the payments of your electric bill, we here at The WDC (We Don’t Care) Power Company must maintain the blackout of service in your area. Service is no longer being provided to area 51 because the number of individuals seen running and screaming ‘my eyes, my eyes’ after viewing your artwork has decreased exponentially. That being the case Miss Jane, until further notice, we at the WDC have determined that we will continue to collect your money while maintaining the total lack of any and all electrical service to you. If you have any further questions we have an 800 number playing music from the 1600's where no one will ever answer the phone because WDC. Please call 2-800-55555-55555-55555. Thank you. The Power Company
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okay - that's it. i'm hooked on jane. and I SO IDENTIFY sistah!!!
can we start a secret society of the jane sisterhood?
Thank you Melanie! You really brightened up my day! I was just starting to think that I was jane all by myself. You have given me the 'power' to fight another day!
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