Dr. Phil: Jane, I have seen your artwork and quite frankly I agree with you 100 percent. In this case you ARE paranoid and yes, they ARE out to get you. As you know I’m an old country boy and I don’t like to mince words. I like to put some barbeque sauce on it and tell it like it 'T-I-S . . . tis' and quite frankly I think your work stinks - I think that you are deluded (begins pounding his fist) and personally responsible for much of the unhappiness in the homes of those who have your artwork hangin’ on their walls! (audience applauds) There is a facility that Robin and I both think that you need to go to. It’s in Dallas, Texas and people are here to take you there immediately. . . (producer gestures from backstage) . . . Uh, actually there is no facility . . . but there are people here who would like for you to GO immediately. (audience stands and applauds) Will you go? Will you just GO?
5x7 oil on canvas panel 'ballerina with blue bow' $100.00 plus $10.00 shipping and handling or best offer.
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