Malevich: Hi Melanie! Hi Mary! Do you like my painting? What have you been doing lately? Did you guys catch my set over at the comedy club?
Friday, March 28, 2008
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- Just Plain 'Jane'
- I have been an artist for many, many years and just like Van Gogh I am beginning to wonder ‘when is anyone going to break down and buy one of my paintings?’ My problem is that for many years I was operating on my weaknesses – talent and natural abilities. Now, I have decided to go with my strengths – lack of talent and natural abilities -- and pessimism. I have finally accepted the fact that just like Van Gogh my paintings will sell for millions after I am gone. So the least that I can do at this time is to share them with you. Now you may think that my approach to trying to sell paintings is crazy - but didn’t they say that about Van Gogh?
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2 comments:
Melanie, if I ever made it as a stand up artist comedian I will find you and pay you. Mary, what does btw stand for? Love you both!! M.
btw= by the way ;)
I think Melanie has something there.
You should have your own comedy/art show.
If Flavor Flav and Brigitte Neilson can shock the masses with Strange Love, why can't Jane bowl the masses over with her paintings and wit?
Maybe an appearance on Ellen?
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