Miss Jane: What do you think about my art Mary? Don't you think that I'm better than that ham Malevich?
Malevich and Mary: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
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- Just Plain 'Jane'
- I have been an artist for many, many years and just like Van Gogh I am beginning to wonder ‘when is anyone going to break down and buy one of my paintings?’ My problem is that for many years I was operating on my weaknesses – talent and natural abilities. Now, I have decided to go with my strengths – lack of talent and natural abilities -- and pessimism. I have finally accepted the fact that just like Van Gogh my paintings will sell for millions after I am gone. So the least that I can do at this time is to share them with you. Now you may think that my approach to trying to sell paintings is crazy - but didn’t they say that about Van Gogh?
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- Taken out of context . . . Act 3
- Taken out of context . . . Act 2
- Taken Out of Context . . . Act 1
- Apples - Available!
- Malevich the Painting Pig . . .
- Candy Barr is oh so sweet . . .
- From Sunset Sam the Painting Porpoise . . .
- Apple World! Available!
- Partying with Brit' and 'em . . .
- From the desk of 'THE Donald' . . .Olives! Availa...
- Terminated!
- Found in the letters of Edgar Degas in response to...
- Dear Degas . . .
- A Living Doll?
- Marie Fox . . .
- Order in the court . . .will the real Degas please...
- Will you accept this rose . . .
- From the Poet's Society . . .
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1 comment:
You crack me up Jane.
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