Old MacDonald had a farm. And on that farm he had an art show. With an oink oink here and an oink oink there - here an oink - there an oink - everywhere an oink oink - Old MacDonald had a farm - and Malevich the Painting Pig was the winning artist of the day. Reporter: Malevich, Miss Jane was thought to be serious competition for you. She was favored to win 1.5 to 1. Why do you think she was defeated here today? Malevich the Painting Pig: Well, after what she did to Sunset Sam the Painting Porpoise (see previous posts) she was banned from regular competition for 10 years. But having seen her artwork I knew that winning would be a piece of cake, pie, ice cream, cookies, candy, a milk shake, potato chips, french fries, doritoes . . . huh, what was the question?
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Jane, the only thing less believable than a painting pig is a painting
4 year old who sells paintings for thousands of dollars, bumming the rest of us out! Child prodigy, my butt, as in pork ;)
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