I'm off!! That is . . . to Paris!

Well, after a year of campaigning the four votes are in. So, here’s the story. Remember when I said that the IRS wanted to see me after the art show? Well, that’s when I decided to flee - I mean vacation - in Paris. Before I left for 'vacation' it was discovered that it was someone else who made a nice little profit when they took my name off of my paintings and put them on their paintings and they took their name off of their paintings and put them on my paintings. Well the IRS thought that it was either this guy (see photo #1 in previous post) or this guy (see photo #2 in previous post) or these guys (see photo #3 in previous post). After a thorough investigation they found out that it was #2. That's right - it was the precocious perpendicular puppy Pookie. Because of the magnitude of his crime, the government has decided to throw the bowl at him. They are going to prosecute the precocious perpendicular puppy Pookie to the fullest extent of the law. Although he told them that that were 'barking up the wrong tree' and he wouldn't 'sit', 'roll over' , or 'pee on the paper', they feel that Pookie was actually being controlled by. . . (all I can say at this point is - can the commenter's of the previous post testify as to their whereabouts?) . . . so, until the dust settles I’m off to Paris (Texas) to study with my friend Degas. . .