Well, after a year of campaigning the four votes are in. So, here’s the story. Remember when I said that the IRS wanted to see me after the art show? Well, that’s when I decided to flee - I mean vacation - in Paris. Before I left for 'vacation' it was discovered that it was someone else who made a nice little profit when they took my name off of my paintings and put them on their paintings and they took their name off of their paintings and put them on my paintings. Well the IRS thought that it was either this guy (see photo #1 in previous post) or this guy (see photo #2 in previous post) or these guys (see photo #3 in previous post). After a thorough investigation they found out that it was #2. That's right - it was the precocious perpendicular puppy Pookie. Because of the magnitude of his crime, the government has decided to throw the bowl at him. They are going to prosecute the precocious perpendicular puppy Pookie to the fullest extent of the law. Although he told them that that were 'barking up the wrong tree' and he wouldn't 'sit', 'roll over' , or 'pee on the paper', they feel that Pookie was actually being controlled by. . . (all I can say at this point is - can the commenter's of the previous post testify as to their whereabouts?) . . . so, until the dust settles I’m off to Paris (Texas) to study with my friend Degas. . .
Can you answer this question? What do Rembrandt, a pooch named 'Pookie' and The Daily Painters have in common? Clues in the last two posts. Type in your guess. You may be right! The answer is coming soon!
"My best advice for a young artist Timmy? Listen to your parents, pay attention in school, practice your artwork - even if it's just a little - every day - and especially watch out for Miss Jane. She will take her name off of her paintings and put them on your paintings and she will take your name off of your paintings and put them on her paintings."
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I have been an artist for many, many years and just like Van Gogh I am beginning to wonder ‘when is anyone going to break down and buy one of my paintings?’ My problem is that for many years I was operating on my weaknesses – talent and natural abilities. Now, I have decided to go with my strengths – lack of talent and natural abilities -- and pessimism. I have finally accepted the fact that just like Van Gogh my paintings will sell for millions after I am gone. So the least that I can do at this time is to share them with you. Now you may think that my approach to trying to sell paintings is crazy - but didn’t they say that about Van Gogh?